The Life Story of Felicia Mercedes Benz

Once upon a time, a hole was born. His parents named him Felix, but we call him Felicia.(He looks like a girl) On to the story, he had a great life, he met this one monkey looking man, who had a bowl haircut. He introduced him to a game called League of Legends. He thought the game would be really fun, since it's the most played game in the world. Little did he know this game will bring him fun, pain, and make his parents spend lots of money. (seriously, 300 FLIPPING DOLLARS) Every day, he played this game. (he sucks at it) His mother made him get like 7 million Leaver Buster Queues, and this had sparked something in Felicia’s body. He had a feeling of anger. First, he made his friends sit like 10 hours for his to play. He had a feeling of anger in his body, what’s it called, oh yeah, RAGE. Every game after that, he yelled and almost makes us deaf.(please help if you are not Felicia) Death after death, he yelled and somehow he still has his voice. But in his head, he thinks, I love Krissh. (and Taric) So, after a long time, he finally gets to play URF. He is still yelling like crazy, but not too much. Whenever he gets ganked, he yells. Whenever we are on the other side of the map, he yells that we aren’t helping. Whenever he get a role that isn’t top lane, he kills us. So, very rarely, he does not rage. When Kimberly says, “HOUSE TOUR!!!” or “HORSEY GAME!!” a spark of rare HAPPINESS appears. He always accepts that, but never accepts a win from a friend in a 1v1. And still thinks, I LOVE KRISSH!!!! Felicia has also been on tours across the world. He would sit on stage and play with his hole. He would sell millions and millions of shows. Many famous people would come there, such as Lee Sin who used his college funds to go there and make his restaurant. Felix also had become a critic. He had commented on Resteraunte Le Fiora, and Resteraunte Le Blinde Man. And he reminds everyone, “I LOVE KRISSH!!!” Now, he is feeling nice. He is giving us free stuff because his Mom gave him like 3 million RP. We have no idea how this weird friendship began, but somehow, it's still lasting. I did something with my toy dinosaur that is squishy. He did not like that. So let's say the day after, he said his beautiful quotes.

“Kat if you touch my tower, I will touch you harder”

“I am the luckiest man alive”

“Smack all da BUTTS”- Felix the Hole

“PUBERTY”- Felicia the Hole

“SSSUCK ME DRY”- Felix the Hole

“UH YES BABY”- Felix the Hole

“I love you, Krissh” - Felix the Hole

”Not even a hole?”- Felicia the Hole

“Teemo Is so OP!” - Felix the Hole

“I am a Teemo main”-Felix the Hole

“Fizz is such a stupid champion”- Felix the Hole

“I am a Fizz main”- Felix the Hole

“I LOVE [insert every champion he owns]”

“I don’t really like [insert every champion he owns]”

Credits:

Yeezus/Yeezy/Monkey Man with a Bowl Haircut

CookieCaffine/ AKA: the Maker of the Holes

AND: Felicia Benz’s Birthday

We have made some edits, so there is not everything that is supposed to be there...

President Carrot

Ok so this is Arca's idea soooooooo, yeah.

Once upon a time in the fridge of the Welkins, there was a carrot named Marshal. He was a very good carrot and he protected the onions and the other carrots from going into a salad. They thought he would be a nice president so they made a new machine so Marshal can speak English. The smartest Olive, Olivia, helped him build a machine out of a couple of dead potatoes, some butter, and milk. Somehow, it worked! They used the machine on Marshal and he was able to communicate with the humans! The next day, they got out of the Fridge and hopped straight to the White House.

Today was the day you could sign up to be a candidate for president. Somehow, Marshal got chosen to be a candidate. He gave out speeches, threw parties, and all around made himself more presentable. At the election, he was against William Trump, Donald Trump's great grandson. It was one of the closest matches ever, the winner having 2 more votes. The winner was...


CLIFFHANGER HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

(it was Marshal but he got eaten the day after)

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Hey guys!

So I'm not going to post 4 a while because of the tests and stuff... and plus I have homework.

If you want to post a story (appropriate) then just comment on this post saying,
"HEY I WANNA WRITE STUFFFFFFF!!!" -You

So basically, you guys fill in. (kinda)

Sorry I can't post much... I could update some stories, but few changes you won't notice. So thanks.

-CookieCaffine

Goats

Once there was a goat. His name was, (BOB WHERE IS THE SCRIPT!!!) let's say Daniel. Daniel was wandering around his hometown, Grasseria. Grasseria was just above Grassfalls. The people in Grasseria thought Grassfalls were making a plan to destroy the land, and again, Grassfalls thought Grasseria would blow up their homes. In both towns, there was a rule that only allowed 2 children. Those 2 children couldn't wander off without being seen by an adult. They are scared of being captured, and trained as soldiers at Grassfalls. So, as the days go on, Daniel wanted to see what was it like at Grassfalls. After 10 years, he went into the secret passageway his older sister found when trying to get a leaf for medicine. He entered Grassfalls.

It was a beautiful sight. Seeing waterfalls, grass smoothie stations, something he never imagined. Everyone was talking, and only 1 or 2 quarrels he saw in their town square. He didn't want to be caught taking photos, so he acted like he was taking a selfie. [insert music]

This one goat, he looked like a girl named Felix from his town. But before he was spotted, he ran to the secret passage, back.

He showed the Masters the pictures, and they thought it was just pictures were something from the mall center. But they realized the waterfalls that weren't in their town. They thought they might have a nice chat with a citizen, but they realize they will get into a war if they do. In the Boys Only school, they are taught what a war is like. The girls, were taught to prepare the men for war, and to cook the meals so they don't starve while in war. There was one thing Daniel never wanted so say was he was from a different Grass town which didn't support war and didn't train men to fight. "A GRASSFALLS CITIZEN!!! PREPARE FOR WAR!!!" shouted the town guards. The men came to the war station, and prepared the items. Daniel was forced to fight, so he grabbed a gun and suited up.

ANOTHER CLIFF HANGER!! Oooooooooo Spooooooooooky!!

Three Frogs

     Once upon a time, there were three frogs who were friends. They didn't know their names, so they called each other Tom, Tommy, and Timmy. Tom was socially awkward and didn't talk much to Tommy and Timmy. Tommy was a blabbermouth and couldn't stop talking about that one fly he eat with lots and lots of salt. Timmy was the smart one in the group, who made them survive for more that 3 years. Timmy liked to exercise and draw. We have no idea how a frog can draw, but it happens. So after they ran out of leaves to hop on, Tommy brought up the idea to make a machine to become a penguin.
     Tommy journeyed off into the jungle and met a crab. This crab named Sally, wanted to become a human, and was the smartest out of all her 173 brothers. Tommy helped Sally into becoming a human and it worked. Sally turned into a blonde woman with a beautiful striped dress. It was amazing and Tommy wanted to marry her. Tommy went into the machine and became a handsome man with amazing brown hair and blue eyes. They loved each other and became a couple. So they had a child named Freddy.
     Freddy became a popular singer and was rich. Freddy went into the jungle to film his new music video and found 2 frogs. They're names were Tom and Timmy. He brought them home and played with them. He never realized that they were friends of his father. His father when he was about 68 told him about the frogs and they lived a weird life after that.

THE END!!! :D

Billy's Adventures: Part 1

     Once upon a time, there was a dog. His name was Billy. He had a friend named Garry. Garry was a weird animal to him, since he was a Koala. We have no idea how a koala got into the states as a pet, but who cares. So Billy hung out with Garry, and they went to get chew toys. These chew toys were high quality and they were banana shaped. Billy wanted the banana chew toy, but Harold the other dog bit all of them. Billy did not like Harold so he called him Potato Face.
     Garry went to get a banana chew toy for Billy. Billy liked it. Garry became his BFF. But why is a koala BFFs with a dog? We don't know but this is a story so no one cares right?
     So back to the real story, a monkey that had some bear erasers approached Billy. Billy liked that monkey and bought 15 erasers to throw at Potato Face. He hated Potato Face so much he bought all of the ugly stuff.

To be continued...