The Life Story of Felicia Mercedes Benz

Once upon a time, a hole was born. His parents named him Felix, but we call him Felicia.(He looks like a girl) On to the story, he had a great life, he met this one monkey looking man, who had a bowl haircut. He introduced him to a game called League of Legends. He thought the game would be really fun, since it's the most played game in the world. Little did he know this game will bring him fun, pain, and make his parents spend lots of money. (seriously, 300 FLIPPING DOLLARS) Every day, he played this game. (he sucks at it) His mother made him get like 7 million Leaver Buster Queues, and this had sparked something in Felicia’s body. He had a feeling of anger. First, he made his friends sit like 10 hours for his to play. He had a feeling of anger in his body, what’s it called, oh yeah, RAGE. Every game after that, he yelled and almost makes us deaf.(please help if you are not Felicia) Death after death, he yelled and somehow he still has his voice. But in his head, he thinks, I love Krissh. (and Taric) So, after a long time, he finally gets to play URF. He is still yelling like crazy, but not too much. Whenever he gets ganked, he yells. Whenever we are on the other side of the map, he yells that we aren’t helping. Whenever he get a role that isn’t top lane, he kills us. So, very rarely, he does not rage. When Kimberly says, “HOUSE TOUR!!!” or “HORSEY GAME!!” a spark of rare HAPPINESS appears. He always accepts that, but never accepts a win from a friend in a 1v1. And still thinks, I LOVE KRISSH!!!! Felicia has also been on tours across the world. He would sit on stage and play with his hole. He would sell millions and millions of shows. Many famous people would come there, such as Lee Sin who used his college funds to go there and make his restaurant. Felix also had become a critic. He had commented on Resteraunte Le Fiora, and Resteraunte Le Blinde Man. And he reminds everyone, “I LOVE KRISSH!!!” Now, he is feeling nice. He is giving us free stuff because his Mom gave him like 3 million RP. We have no idea how this weird friendship began, but somehow, it's still lasting. I did something with my toy dinosaur that is squishy. He did not like that. So let's say the day after, he said his beautiful quotes.

“Kat if you touch my tower, I will touch you harder”

“I am the luckiest man alive”

“Smack all da BUTTS”- Felix the Hole

“PUBERTY”- Felicia the Hole

“SSSUCK ME DRY”- Felix the Hole

“UH YES BABY”- Felix the Hole

“I love you, Krissh” - Felix the Hole

”Not even a hole?”- Felicia the Hole

“Teemo Is so OP!” - Felix the Hole

“I am a Teemo main”-Felix the Hole

“Fizz is such a stupid champion”- Felix the Hole

“I am a Fizz main”- Felix the Hole

“I LOVE [insert every champion he owns]”

“I don’t really like [insert every champion he owns]”

Credits:

Yeezus/Yeezy/Monkey Man with a Bowl Haircut

CookieCaffine/ AKA: the Maker of the Holes

AND: Felicia Benz’s Birthday

We have made some edits, so there is not everything that is supposed to be there...