Monday, December 12, 2016

Saturday, October 15, 2016

read meh

PLEASE. IF YOU DON'T SUGGEST AN IDEA I CAN DO, I LOSE... 10 minutes of my life thinking about writing something...


so help me

Also comment if you want to write!

I'll try to... let you post

Friday, October 7, 2016

Ok, gimme stuff to do.

So hopefully you can read this... but really. I'm dead out of ideas. Please. Give. Me. SOMETHING!! I honestly don't care if you said "write a story about you dying." I'll just write a story about YOU dying... heheheheheh...


why am i doing this

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Random Story from Sabrina :)

Now this story's idea is from Sabrina, so give credit to her! Not meh... *grabs knife* SO. DO. NOT. CREDIT. ME!!!

Once upon a time there was a skeleton. His name was Henry. Henry lived in a pile of blood. Henry didn't like the pile of blood.

And then he went to his village, which was blood, and he saw a new human.

"Hello human! Do you want to join in the blood hot tub?" overheard Henry. He walked over to the human, and pushed him into the 'hot tub', burning him to death. And then he came as a skeleton, and they repeated the process with all of the humans who wandered in.

THE END

Monday, October 3, 2016

President Potato

This was Arca's idea soo... enjoy! And don't give me all of the credit. :3

In the Jones' family, they have a fridge. The fridge, of death. All food in there will be eaten in a couple of days, which scares all. But there was one potato that was determined to get out alive with all of his friends. They were just bought, and his sister, Mali, sadly was eaten. So Machi the potato, went out to build a machine to talk to humans.

So after a day, since they were all smart and determined, they finished. They sent little Bimmy to test it, and it worked!

"Did it work? Wait... IT DID!!!" screamed Bimmy but it was so quiet.

They all were relieved and sent Machi into the machine. Machi was able to talk fluently and had a very big vocabulary list. He was so impressed he even complimented himself with a very high amount of outstanding word box. He ran to the strongest cheese block and told him to try and push the fridge door open, of course in food language. He tried with all of his might, and ended up pushing the door slightly, but even a carton of milk could fit through it. Machi waved at all of his friends, and went off to explore. And then he found the door.

CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im bored...

well the title says so...


gimme stuff to do.

thanks

Friday, September 30, 2016

October

Well, September has gone by REALLY fast and now...



well I don't know.


Eh suggest topics cus I have no ideas.

thanks for reading

-CookieCaffine

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Back to School Story - Before the Big Day

This is a Work in Progress. Please don't judge it right now, but you can suggest ideas!

Now Enjoy!


The summer was coming to an end. As she packed up her bag, she looked out the window.
"I've never thought it would come so soon. It feels like the first day of summer," she whispered to herself, while taking out her drawing book.
She smiled as she took out her new uniform, which was somehow 1 size to tight. Walking to her mom, she told her about the waist size being too tight. She showed her mom, but somehow she fit perfectly.
"Huh? I promise I didn't fit... What? I'm so confused!" she said while looking all around the uniform.
"I think you took the smaller one I bought you. I was sure you'd fit. I'm sorry honey, you can take it off. Since it's only a day before labor day, we can go to the park!" said her trustworthy mom.

She sighed and went to the park with her mom and invited some of her friends.
"Hey! What's up? Don't say the sky again," her friend, Alicia.
"Nothing much, but the clouds..." she replied.

They giggled a bit and ran off to the swings, but there was just 1 too little.
"I'll opt out..." she said while taking out her drawing notebook. As she ran to the monkey bars near the benches, she looked at the beautiful forest. She drew each line of each tree,

After a few hours, she only got a sketch done before her friends all came to take a look.

"WOW Ooo Mmmm GEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! That's the best art I've ever seen in real life! Oh my gosh!" exclaimed Skye in her disgustingly loud voice.

This is it for now, so please bare with me. Thanks for reading!

-CookieCaffine

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Whelp... School.

Now that school has begun, I will have less time to do... well writing.

"But CookieCaffine! Isn't school supposed to make you smart and you can write to make you better?"

Shut. Up.

Anyways, it's called homework. So, I'd probably work on a project, work on it once a week, and move on for the week's work. Don't worry, I'm still alive. And please suggest ideas for stories!

I am really looking forward with this blog... and continuing with it.

:D

Thursday, May 19, 2016

The Life Story of Felicia Mercedes Benz


Once upon a time, a hole was born. His parents named him Felix, but we call him Felicia.(He looks like a girl) On to the story, he had a great life, he met this one monkey looking man, who had a bowl haircut. He introduced him to a game called League of Legends. He thought the game would be really fun, since it's the most played game in the world. Little did he know this game will bring him fun, pain, and make his parents spend lots of money. (seriously, 300 FLIPPING DOLLARS) Every day, he played this game. (he sucks at it) His mother made him get like 7 million Leaver Buster Queues, and this had sparked something in Felicia’s body. He had a feeling of anger. First, he made his friends sit like 10 hours for his to play. He had a feeling of anger in his body, what’s it called, oh yeah, RAGE. Every game after that, he yelled and almost makes us deaf.(please help if you are not Felicia) Death after death, he yelled and somehow he still has his voice. But in his head, he thinks, I love Krissh. (and Taric) So, after a long time, he finally gets to play URF. He is still yelling like crazy, but not too much. Whenever he gets ganked, he yells. Whenever we are on the other side of the map, he yells that we aren’t helping. Whenever he get a role that isn’t top lane, he kills us. So, very rarely, he does not rage. When Kimberly says, “HOUSE TOUR!!!” or “HORSEY GAME!!” a spark of rare HAPPINESS appears. He always accepts that, but never accepts a win from a friend in a 1v1. And still thinks, I LOVE KRISSH!!!! Felicia has also been on tours across the world. He would sit on stage and play with his hole. He would sell millions and millions of shows. Many famous people would come there, such as Lee Sin who used his college funds to go there and make his restaurant. Felix also had become a critic. He had commented on Resteraunte Le Fiora, and Resteraunte Le Blinde Man. And he reminds everyone, “I LOVE KRISSH!!!” Now, he is feeling nice. He is giving us free stuff because his Mom gave him like 3 million RP. We have no idea how this weird friendship began, but somehow, it's still lasting. I did something with my toy dinosaur that is squishy. He did not like that. So let's say the day after, he said his beautiful quotes.

“Kat if you touch my tower, I will touch you harder”
“I am the luckiest man alive”
“Smack all da BUTTS”- Felix the Hole
“PUBERTY”- Felicia the Hole
“SSSUCK ME DRY”- Felix the Hole
“UH YES BABY”- Felix the Hole
“I love you, Krissh” - Felix the Hole
”Not even a hole?”- Felicia the Hole
“Teemo Is so OP!” - Felix the Hole
“I am a Teemo main”-Felix the Hole
“Fizz is such a stupid champion”- Felix the Hole
“I am a Fizz main”- Felix the Hole
“I LOVE [insert every champion he owns]”
“I don’t really like [insert every champion he owns]”
Credits:
Yeezus/Yeezy/Monkey Man with a Bowl Haircut
CookieCaffine/ AKA: the Maker of the Holes

AND: Felicia Benz’s Birthday


We have made some edits, so there is not everything that is supposed to be there...





Friday, May 6, 2016

President Carrot

Ok so this is Arca's idea soooooooo, yeah.

Once upon a time in the fridge of the Welkins, there was a carrot named Marshal. He was a very good carrot and he protected the onions and the other carrots from going into a salad. They thought he would be a nice president so they made a new machine so Marshal can speak English. The smartest Olive, Olivia, helped him build a machine out of a couple of dead potatoes, some butter, and milk. Somehow, it worked! They used the machine on Marshal and he was able to communicate with the humans! The next day, they got out of the Fridge and hopped straight to the White House.

Today was the day you could sign up to be a candidate for president. Somehow, Marshal got chosen to be a candidate. He gave out speeches, threw parties, and all around made himself more presentable. At the election, he was against William Trump, Donald Trump's great grandson. It was one of the closest matches ever, the winner having 2 more votes. The winner was...


CLIFFHANGER HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

(it was Marshal but he got eaten the day after)

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Message

Hey guys!

So I'm not going to post 4 a while because of the tests and stuff... and plus I have homework.

If you want to post a story (appropriate) then just comment on this post saying,
"HEY I WANNA WRITE STUFFFFFFF!!!" -You

So basically, you guys fill in. (kinda)

Sorry I can't post much... I could update some stories, but few changes you won't notice. So thanks.

-CookieCaffine

Monday, May 2, 2016

Goats

Once there was a goat. His name was, (BOB WHERE IS THE SCRIPT!!!) let's say Daniel. Daniel was wandering around his hometown, Grasseria. Grasseria was just above Grassfalls. The people in Grasseria thought Grassfalls were making a plan to destroy the land, and again, Grassfalls thought Grasseria would blow up their homes. In both towns, there was a rule that only allowed 2 children. Those 2 children couldn't wander off without being seen by an adult. They are scared of being captured, and trained as soldiers at Grassfalls. So, as the days go on, Daniel wanted to see what was it like at Grassfalls. After 10 years, he went into the secret passageway his older sister found when trying to get a leaf for medicine. He entered Grassfalls.

It was a beautiful sight. Seeing waterfalls, grass smoothie stations, something he never imagined. Everyone was talking, and only 1 or 2 quarrels he saw in their town square. He didn't want to be caught taking photos, so he acted like he was taking a selfie. [insert music]

This one goat, he looked like a girl named Felix from his town. But before he was spotted, he ran to the secret passage, back.

He showed the Masters the pictures, and they thought it was just pictures were something from the mall center. But they realized the waterfalls that weren't in their town. They thought they might have a nice chat with a citizen, but they realize they will get into a war if they do. In the Boys Only school, they are taught what a war is like. The girls, were taught to prepare the men for war, and to cook the meals so they don't starve while in war. There was one thing Daniel never wanted so say was he was from a different Grass town which didn't support war and didn't train men to fight. "A GRASSFALLS CITIZEN!!! PREPARE FOR WAR!!!" shouted the town guards. The men came to the war station, and prepared the items. Daniel was forced to fight, so he grabbed a gun and suited up.

ANOTHER CLIFF HANGER!! Oooooooooo Spooooooooooky!!

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Three Frogs

     Once upon a time, there were three frogs who were friends. They didn't know their names, so they called each other Tom, Tommy, and Timmy. Tom was socially awkward and didn't talk much to Tommy and Timmy. Tommy was a blabbermouth and couldn't stop talking about that one fly he eat with lots and lots of salt. Timmy was the smart one in the group, who made them survive for more that 3 years. Timmy liked to exercise and draw. We have no idea how a frog can draw, but it happens. So after they ran out of leaves to hop on, Tommy brought up the idea to make a machine to become a penguin.
     Tommy journeyed off into the jungle and met a crab. This crab named Sally, wanted to become a human, and was the smartest out of all her 173 brothers. Tommy helped Sally into becoming a human and it worked. Sally turned into a blonde woman with a beautiful striped dress. It was amazing and Tommy wanted to marry her. Tommy went into the machine and became a handsome man with amazing brown hair and blue eyes. They loved each other and became a couple. So they had a child named Freddy.
     Freddy became a popular singer and was rich. Freddy went into the jungle to film his new music video and found 2 frogs. They're names were Tom and Timmy. He brought them home and played with them. He never realized that they were friends of his father. His father when he was about 68 told him about the frogs and they lived a weird life after that.

THE END!!! :D

Billy's Adventures: Part 1

     Once upon a time, there was a dog. His name was Billy. He had a friend named Garry. Garry was a weird animal to him, since he was a Koala. We have no idea how a koala got into the states as a pet, but who cares. So Billy hung out with Garry, and they went to get chew toys. These chew toys were high quality and they were banana shaped. Billy wanted the banana chew toy, but Harold the other dog bit all of them. Billy did not like Harold so he called him Potato Face.
     Garry went to get a banana chew toy for Billy. Billy liked it. Garry became his BFF. But why is a koala BFFs with a dog? We don't know but this is a story so no one cares right?
     So back to the real story, a monkey that had some bear erasers approached Billy. Billy liked that monkey and bought 15 erasers to throw at Potato Face. He hated Potato Face so much he bought all of the ugly stuff.

To be continued...

Friday, April 15, 2016

I'M NOT DEAD

Hi there, sorry I haven't touched this in a while. School, stuff... everything. AAAAAAAGH

But honestly, I might just have this be random short stories... like:

Bob ate a burger. The End.

No I'm just kidding. Might go back to this post but nothing is really popping in my head. Since many of my stories I was going to write a year ago or something are from a server in Minecraft THAT I CAN'T GET ONTO MY GOSH STUPID FILE STUFF....

sorry... :(

But anyways, I like potatoes and hopefully I get back to this. Why am I being dumb? Yes, I like dinosaurs.



THE END

MAYBE


I DON'T KNOW
AM I A TOMATO




SHEEP
YEY



YAAAAAAAAAS..... the end